I’ve only sort of realized how absolutely gross being a teenagers in the late 90s/early 00s were. With dicks like Adam Corolla, Girls Gone Wild/girls making out for men’s entertainment, heroin chic models, etc, I know I spent a loooooooong time unconsciously internalizing some really shitty messages.  It’s no wonder…

Lets not forget that when he had Hillary on the next night he greeted her while wearing a surgical mask, right at the peak of the whole “Hillarys Dying!” BS that Republicans were spreading

Jax is a sociopath.

Jax is an absolute garbage trash monster. Do not be fooled by his happy face. He is manipulative and generally horrible to his betrothed. Brittany is sweet but willfully naive, having barreled past every red flag that has been waved in her face (including him cheating on her and making it partly her fault, and…

It looks so so bad I think I gotta watch just for shits

Announces birth most people weren’t even thinking about...asks for people to “respect their privacy.” Sigh...

I’m surprised no one’s thought of doing a First Wives Club premise where they reunite for Samantha’s funeral as divorcees.

I’d be more concerned with the fact that the guy was just recently talking about his struggle to get clean and sober, yet took an Instragram pic holding a glass of wine, bragged about how high he got for a pretty high profile gig, and who really looks like shit. This is not a guy in a good place right now.

Came to snark about clothing that looks like someone let loose five year olds with fabric pens (oh my god, what even is that), stayed for the really excellent segments about the complex emotional relationship to a home state.

her daily breakfast, a kale/blueberry/discarded By the Sea poster/almond milk smoothie

they can just go fuck themselves. the show isn’t even that funny. also i perused the article (will not read thoroughly cuz again, fuck them) and the most reasonable quote is from Alia Shawkat who is only quoted twice in the whole damn circle jerk of a “conversation”:

The Jada Pinkett-Smith story links to the Leann Rhimes thing, please bobby! I need to know what happened to Miss Jada!! :((((

I say “I am the captain now” pretty much any time I am in charge of anything

Oh man,

lol rotten cotton

They forgot human tampon.

Sean Mendes is not the director married to Kate Winslet, I know that much.

My cousin has six- the oldest is 16. When I told my great-aunt about the fourth, her elderly neck whipped around and asked, “Has she figured out where they come from?”

As someone who divorced, not having to have a weekly or monthly interaction regarding the very stressful topic of money would be worth the one time payout...

I still say that there should have been a Jean Ralphio spinoff from Parks & Rec