Death, Sex, and Money did an episode about this recently. Two sisters found out their biological father was a sperm doner. One of the sisters said every year about a month after Christmas she knows there will be a few more people who pop up as a match. I’m adopted and have considered doing it for sometime but I don’t…

lol shut up

Close enough for me.

I grew up the same way. But our parents lied to us. From what I’ve seen (not done) throwing a fit is often a very effective way to get what you want. From customer service to Hollywood.

That’s not Busy Bee!

hey you said it not me

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

The Catholic Church was asking for it when they invited Buress to perform. It’s the church’s fault, and they need to repent for what they’ve done and then they need to be quiet about it because no one will believe them anyway.

The next day, Snapchat lost $1.3 billion in market value.

Jezebel got a shout out on Will and Grace tonight! About 9 minutes in, Tony (Anthony Ramos) asks Grace “It’s cool for a bakery to refuse to make a MAGA cake but not a gay cake?” and Grace replies “It’s a totally different situation. People on Jezebel have explained why. At length. Which is why I didn’t read it. It was…

I love that your dog is so well-read.

Mine politely jumps off the bed until after we’re done.

Investigative journalism is alive and well. Thank you for asking the tough questions, David. 

Today is a sad day, I have a heavy heart and bear grey payne.

Now we know Levine has weird feet.

I’ll be the one to say it, baby feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.

Sorry, where’s the snark?

Hope Hicks.

“I got you a new gift, a divorce!”

Do men get gifts on Valentine’s Day? Huh. At any rate, he sounds manipulative and immature as hell, so pushing him off a mountain during a hiking trip sounds like your best bet.