I’m legit scared for Lisa when Giggy finally does die (though I’m not 100% certain he isn’t dead already and they’ve been carrying his taxidermied body in a tiny purple velvet tuxedo).

Considering Debra is a star on one of NBC’s most highly rated and beloved sitcoms, which they are rebooting with great fanfare, and Megyn Kelly is basically 0-2 on NBC, and will soon be known as “omg I totally forgot Megyn Kelly had a talk show for a couple months in 2017", I kinda doubt that anyone at NBC said…

Madeleine, I just love you and Megan together, I really thought I would miss Bobby more (I also get my Bobby fix from Who? Weekly podcast), I loved your banter but you and Megan got a good thing going on!!! And screw those idiots saying you and Meg have vocal fry, they are wrong!!!!

Chip Gaines is essentially Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman, I just realized.

He looks like Lifetime Brand Dennis Quaid on the screengrab.

That shirtdress is an unacceptable length. Acceptable longer lengths are:

Five days minimum. Not sure if I’ll be able to keep going much longer after that.

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

Plus she’s spectacular as Princess Carolyn on BoJack Horseman.

A very casual acquaintance knows her (went to college together) and she’s only said a little bit about Ms. McLauglin...but this has devastated her entire life and family. I hope she wins.

#3: Get your second bedroom and enjoy it. Because something that leads to divorce way more often is being so exhausted that everything your spouse does is irritating.

Season 4 will debut on September 13,

I would demand half a mil, and a lifetime pension for carrying their spawn.

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

Jeremy Renner staring into ScarJo’s magnificent breasts is certifiable proof that us gay men love a great rack!

This may be too late to be seen but I’m back from my Outlander tour of Scotland!

If she’s 100% certain the relationship is over and there’s nothing he can do to change it, I think ending it definitively and giving him space is the kindest thing to do. Breakups are truly the worst, and the only thing that helps is time. The only real kindness you can show when dumping someone is to be firm and…

Well she is dating Darren Aronofsky.

Lord God NO. She deserves better.