Also a well-known cat stealer.

Serena knows this is a damn LIE!

Administers “Brentwood Hellos”?

I really feel like that slapped person looks a little bit too much like Lipstick Saleswoman Kylie Jenner...

I have a modest proposal for you, if I may be Swift enough here......

Fucking exactly.

See comments above. A prosecutor who says they have probable cause but isn’t going ahead with charges because the victim/key witness is too fragile, is so far from ‘hearsay and bitterness’ that I wouldn’t know where to begin explaining the difference.

I also like the “it’s gotten very quiet in here” line. Calling out the cowardice of Hollywood.

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

If anybody has a version that works in Canada, I’d be grateful.

Sexy arrow to the lip thing is killing me.

Brave, lovely woman. Much respect to you Charla.

Next will be a 9-month required waiting period.

I am so sad about all the people who don't know who Jenny Slate is because that most likely means they've never watched Kroll Show or Parks and Rec and their lives must be so empty.

but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

He's just caping for his friend. We all know none of us are friends with actual pervs. Other people are friends with pervs, never us.

Blake Shelton negates anything I ever thought I liked about Gwen Stefani. He's just so boring, his boringness is spreading like a black infection through her entire timeline.

Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Shouldn’t Roy be sending Ray a bottle for that whole, “Sorry I was an insufferable Twitter/Insta bitch and people thought you were me LOL.”