Rooted phone = cheating?

This is half-accurate. Staying late doesn’t ever make you look good because it implies you can’t get your work done in a reasonable amount of time bc you’ve been screwing around, can’t prioritize or set boundaries or some combination of the lot. It also implies that you have no respect for yourself because you’re…

my s3 charge port is flaky (known issue) so i just pop the back off and swap batteries once or twice a day.

Literally?

What did it for me: Community theater. Even if you don’t want to act, there’s always a need for directors, stage managers, costume designers, set builders, light and sound operators, and more. It’s a great way to meet folks with big personalities.

Oh my goodness yes. This poor girl’s jaw is already starting to flutter. Yikes.

The kid isn’t even fat...

And you’re the fatheaded adult who has nothing better to do at 1 in the morning than insult kids on the Internet. You must be proud of what you have achieved in life.