The last time someone dealt with the Knicks, Suns, and Hornets on successive days, it ended with three days of darkness and the death of their firstborn.

Even Al Toon winces at that post.

Ha, yep.

He was the Brian Piccolo of his time

I see your Mark Kelso and raise you one Steve Wallace.

Your condoms have chinstraps? Kudos to you, big guy!

like Mark Kelso’s Great Gazoo job?

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

Well damn, you got Spanish schooled apparently 

I like how you’re wrong. 

Of course it is! It is interchangeable and either form is acceptable but ‘alto’ is used more, especially in this context. Being born, raised and an attorney in Mexico, I can without a doubt tell you this is the most common way that the authorities command people to stop, especially in emergency situations, it is…

It’s worth noting that Spanish words may mean different things in different countries. In this case though I would say “Alto” is the correct word. It does mean “stop” or “freeze”.

Let us not forget the Guardsman who was flat out of fucks left to give when he jumped on that thing.

Jalopnik 2025: “Here’s the comparo between the brand new $50,000 Tesla Pickup and the new Porsche 911. The pickup doesn’t stack up.”

I’m starting an app-based roller blade micro mobility share startup.

I love this lame excuse. It’s the same thing with a potential turbo BRZ. The naysayers say that people will still complain. Bullshit, most of them won’t. Them being people that ACTUALLY buy the car.

Seems like people think you’re actually complaining?

I look forward to the teasers, concept reveals and eventual redesign of the track; before its finally revealed in 2033.

Interesting... I’d love to know how topography changes the track.