That’s called Showroom Stock, and if you like that kind of racing, the SCCA does it.

Because that’s not what NASCAR is, fundamentally.

Watching a lot of NASCAR is a weird flex, man.

Its for aesthetics. Long hood/short deck are classical proportions that just look right. 

Yes, and your YouTube video prom date proposal to Judy Jetson is a go also.

The Cadillac salesperson says it’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

“Oh, yer gonna want the Tru-Coat.”

Nah. They’ll cast Candice Cameron Bure just to piss her off.

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

civil war is an ugly gray mess. christ i hated that movie.

We’re gonna need a smaller boat

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

I don’t think I also stated enough how much I appreciate that the SUV’s reaction is to back away slowly, instead of checking to make sure people are okay.

G.O.A.T. - Zlatan