Will it be a shared cinematic universe?

Classic self burn.

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

I am curious as to what legal argument was used to compel Mecum to enforce a contract between two other parties. Does seem odd.

... You pick your own zebra bones? Fuckin’ pleb.

Money is way to bourgeoisie, he gets paid in rare earth metals. 

The debates killed that many people? Jesus.

Is this truly what we’ve come to?

“Inside The Spider-verse” sounds like the naughty version. And i don’t mean The Asylum one.

But there’s a third option. The de-badge. Which is clearly better.

“Bill Simmons has been announced as the next head coach of the New York Jets.”

Nope, fresh outta the Hennesey shop

It’s actually a Vipera Incompleto. Very rare.

Nice of dude to totally fit the stereotype of a chemist using chemicals for evil.

Nah, you mad

Well this one is a gag that was meant to annoy people like you so it’s pretty effective in that regard.

Just because it makes the Musk fanboys so mad, I hope Jalopnik does twenty articles today about Elon’s idiotic sledcartunnel.

On top of that, a tunnel of that size with minimal ventilation won’t have nearly enough oxygen to burn people to death! Everyone in those tunnels is much more likely to suffocate than burn! I can’t believe people are so desperate to attack Musk that they would leave out basic facts.

On the other hand, the tunnel will fit several of his Thai rescue coffins at a time. If you don’t believe that, you must be a pedophile.

“Call me. I’ll do it for half the price with rail installation.”