Does the “author” want to die on impact at arrival?

It looks like what Albrecht Durer would make based on rumors of what a Rhino looks like.

That was one of the croupier puns I have read on this fine website, 

Please. That's not angry. When Jordan gets angry it's not his face you see, it's Oakley's.

You beat me to it. Oh well.  Some you win, some you lose, some roulette go.

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

This was actually a smart football play. The play clock was running the entire time. The Eagles spent so much time trying to do their celebration that they ended up having to rush the extra point, and it was missed. That had an impact on the way the rest of the game was played, and the Cowboys won in overtime.  If the…

I’m fine with that.

Hrm, interesting. Sounds like Deadspin is saying that the Cowboys violated some sort of unwritten rule, and that there is some sort of limit to gamesmanship that is capriciously defined by Deadspin writers...

Counterpoint: it's a fun twist on the whole choreographed celebration bullshit. It's called gamesmanship, and I'm all for it.

Nope, I sadly didn’t make that particular leap.

You named your son The Producer?

If you’d ever, ever, EVER, ever ever ever ever ever ever, ever, EVER, EVER EVER, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever used chat support, you would know this is a complete fucking lie. Any fool on chat support is too useless to be actual tech support, who themselves are more likely to be blindingly incompetent than actually…

I liked it then and I still like it now.

Well I like the old shit, just keep feeding me old shit hand over fist rapidly. 

*straw edition not available in California

Ok that ended up being longer than expected....

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

omg plz leave