And a movie!

Agreed. I find this game and its community incredibly fascinating, but I have little to no desire to ever actually play.

And launching that Satellite Orbital Laser

They better be on the ball with that blob-child goo-man research.

Because Zach Snyder had a lot of say in the development of the DCEU at the time, and he wants Frank Miller to fuck him with every fiber of his being.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

I just think the coverage of this spectacle has been disingenuous mostly. People are acting like this is some “once-and-for-all, who is the baddest man ever” scenario when it’s actually completely one-sided in Mayweather’s favor. It’s a boxing match, not a fight. Mayweather would stand no chance in an actual fight.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Will it smell like sun tan lotion and disappointment?

What a time to be alive.

I’m gonna squanch the shit out of this.

I just assumed it meant I was old as fuck and out of touch.

Watching that video makes the game look even more boring than playing it legitimately.

Probably, but smarter minds than mine work on stuff like that. I just looked at it as one more thing on the battlefield that was out to kill me.

That was a Socialist light pole, Comrade.

Meh. It looks like they just made them needlessly beefier with more greeblies on them. I’m not convinced. I like the way the story is going though.

I’m not really under the impression that Lord and Miller are visionary auteurs. They’ve established their name by making very good, extremely commercial mainstream movies based on pre-existing properties created by other people. (And that’s also true of Abrams, Trevorrow, and Edwards. Rian Johnson is the only director…

People think it’s a bad thing because, more often than not, the truly beloved properties don’t come out of filmmaking by committee, but from the auteur with the really good crew. And, look, I can get behind calling it the reality of the business, I can also get behind it being a license to print money. I respect that.…

I blame Tesla for calling something “Autopilot” when it is in fact, just adaptive cruise control that keeps you centered in the selected lane.