"tell me, do you bleed?"
"not as much as your parents did lol"

we talking Italian Christmas bread bro?

Brian Posehn for Leon Jr.

Example # 01: "Blade Runner 2: Still Runnin'."

It is going to be black and blue like your mom if you do not submit to the One True Answer, infidel.

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE REPLICANT

Thanks. Now I'm picturing Flo from Progressive in geisha makeup.

if you don't think that dress is white and gold, you are a monster.

He keeps the good stuff in a refrigerator out in the desert where it is safe.

Think of it this way — they can continue producing a product that fewer and fewer people want or will tolerate, or take over marijuana and produce a reliable consistent product line that is all the rage.

Give it a year and Big Tobacco will shut that shit down like a Mom n Pop hardware store in Arkansas.

MEDICAL MARINARA

Google a picture of him when he was on Baywatch.

I thought he just peed on everything.

You have to say it three times. DIKACHU DIKACHU DIKACHU!

I want to go back to Arizona.

¡Ay mi Santa Muerte!

The AV Club is so dramatic and flamboyant it makes me want to set myself on fire.

Wood trade Sheep for Tickets.
*gives self wedgie.*

Shrift?