Nobody's using Weekly World News. She could name her show that.

Man, what did Witherspoon ever do to you?!

Is Sergeant York about the Bewitched actor swap?

Kneel before Grodd.

For years, Family Guy has had an airplane pilot spreading communicable diseases around the world. That's how the end of the world started. Thank MacFarlane. Or Jenny McCarthy.

I know how you feel. I am sick of all these damned dirty humans taking credit for incredibly emotional and nuanced performances by apes.

Andy Whokis? …Caesar's stunt double?

*whips a chair at ElDan.*

CAESAR FOR BEST ACTOR, KOBA FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR.

All over Julianne Hough's face.

Marvel's M.O.D.O.K. Jr.

AVHole.

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YUCK. I thought Carrot Cake was an abomination. Bad job, Internet, BAD JOB.

A reboot means another chance to see Batman's origin story again! SCHWEET

You are the anti-Schrodinger.

I thought his name is Robert Paulson…

He looks like he should be starring in an e-cigarette commercial.

Can you really put a price on silence?

*throws a chair at him because he's dragging.