Is pretentiousness a flavor?

They forgot “Shit”

To all the assholes who bring a "rolley" on board and jam it into the overhead:

To all the assholes who bring a "rolley" on board and jam it into the overhead:

Panda comes top of the 'real world' AV comparatives chart, notching up some months with 100% resistance. Why exactly is this product not top dog?

I'm sorry, but this graphic looks like goatse.

If you use Windows, there is absolutely no excuse for not running Microsoft Security Essentials. It is free (as in beer) forever, for the last five years none of the machines I have installed it on has ever been compromised (Even when visiting sites known to compromise Windows machines), and all the phone-home…

I don't even have words for how much I hate the fact that Avast is the best free option. It is the most annoying, intrusive anti-virus solution I've ever used.