And jokes require an audience with a sense of humor.

Nobody has even bothered to ask my boner how he feels.

If there's one thing this world could use, it's less reverence for Star Wars. Fuck Star Wars. And I don't mean the prequel. The only decent one was Empire, and it was a B.

Off the internet, it isn't extortion either. See the Better Business Bureau, Chamber of Commerce endorsements, etc. Hell, while it's less egregious, Gawker specifically tries to make sponsored content look like regular content hoping people won't see the "sponsored" tag.

But she deserves our sympathy for not being able to process the crime. From the Monday after it happened, her life was nonstop questions about the crime and what the ramifications are to football and women.

It's in the burden of proof. Before, the woman had to prove she hadn't consented if there was a discrepancy in the stories. Now the accused has to prove he or she got affirmative consent.

The first time I saw her, I had heard about her four octave range and amazing talent...then this little pocket rocket popette came out and pushed way harder than her voice needed, plus could just barely reach the notes one octave up.

Pffftt, maybe a garage at most! Right fellas?! Hello?

What bugs me is how easily high school could be replaced with junior college. But I guess the trailer wouldn't be as titilating.

And whatever you replace the NFL with on your leisure schedule will be problematic as well.

Previous suspensions count.

Yes she is..."Why in the hell would the NFL change a thing about the way it disciplines its players if no matter what the League does, its harshest critics will continue to give the sport their eyeballs, money, and attention?"

Probably not. There are only 1000 going on sale.

So do the rest of us. Or at least 92%.

Whoa...great comment. It's really informative. Sadly, I should probably point out that's not sarcasm...you gave a much deeper perspective in one comment than we'll get from a lifetime of articles like this (all due respect to CA, who wasn't doing an expose or anything).

If Dana went by strict guidelines to choose fighters, he might have an argument. But when you're dropping guys for being boring while letting Silva fight, you have no argument.

Yeah, the systemic support of grains over vegetables is a huge issue. One reason it's so impossible to make a living growing vegetables is that it's not subsidized like corn and wheat. It doesn't support the large corporate need for cheap sweeteners, fuels, and empty starch calories. Those last longer.

-"What about the menz?" is nothing more than a mocking statement used to deflect or dismiss criticism. It doesn't mean anything more, and adultosoarus used it to deflect a very valid argument about Gawker Media. I used it to mock her back and reiterate the original argument.

It's weird that you say this. I'm tall and big, and I can't find any clothes at the big and tall store because they're always for one or the other.

And I love Boston. It's a great city. Point was that you could also say