And the rehearsals for the wedding party's big dance number!

What you're saying isn't true. It's based on revisionist history that belongs alongside history that says tariffs started the Civil War.

I always go to (and repeat) the Lizz Winstead joke that, if men could have abortions, you could get one at the McDonald's drive thru. It's 25 years old like the video, but also still funny. Kind of like the video, except Winstead knows she's being funny.

Also see "guys who desperately need to say the word cunt".

69 men and 40 women. The results were based on masculinity and obesity percentages the testers concocted. It was a study of Caucasian faces given to Latin people. There weren't many. In terms of margin of error, it's going to wipe out the numbers underlying the percentages they found...because like most of these pop…

You're the mayor of Wrong City today!

Lol...that will never get old. Anytime a New Yorker brings up pizza, the correct response is that it's really good...not Chicago good, but good.

It is disappointed after you've heard about them for so many years. Definitely not bad, just not exciting.

Yeah, but you're the person who thinks Burger King is better than Wendy's. You're a nazi!!!!!

You have to give Rush Limbaugh credit. He was using Godwin's Law before most people had ever heard of the internet. An innovator, that guy! :)

But he needs to start picking up Retta's calls. Retta should not be waiting around for anyone to call back!

Yes, this is much, much, better than the Lena Dunham story.

At least you have talent to fall back on. What happens when people finally get sick of his perverted, faux-daring style?

I'm pretty sure the one at 0:38 actually says "Die!"

Yeah, which is doubly gross because it's obviously people with enough charm and personality to get into victim's inner circle. If they used those talents for good reasons instead of bad...well, they won't as famous as Al Sharpton. But still, they could be helpful instead of being a problem for this poor woman.

A lot of people find the best hobby is finger painting. Just a tip.

While he's doing that, take a minute to realize that being outraged isn't everyone's Prime Directive either.

Before getting hurt this year, he was the leader in consecutive games played among active players.

The debate about hunting reminds me of the debate about abortion. One side thinks it's murder, but the other thinks they should be able to make a personal choice since it's a fetus or animal.

Holy crap. I had no idea that ban was still in place. Wow.