I guess.

Oh, sure, Elmo is asking. But where is the Count? Does he not love me? I laughed EVERY time he laughed after counting. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Really missed an opportunity for #ElmotionalWellBeing

Doesn't matter.  It's just good when he's miserable.

HAFO - Horse around and find out.

Walmart Mozart 🤣🤣🤣

Also, when you layoff existing employees, you’re losing existing know-how and training - even if you can readily replace the laid off employee with someone identical when demand rises, that new person won’t have the existing experience and skills.

Bro... Airbusses are made by Unions too. The rockets that took people to the moon were built by unions. The bombers that helped the allies win WW2 were built by unions. Check that unwarranted hatred of yours, it isn’t a good look.

I’m sure you were just as quick to pan the entirety of non-union labor when Tesla parts were falling off their cars.

Unions usually call for more employees and more hours for workers to do quality control. Not sure how advocating for employee rights is a bad thing for safety when Boeings main goal is to make planes as fast as possible.

I feel like the dissonance is that Ryan Gosling was nominated and none of the women were, not that the best actress nominees weren’t deserving. It’s that it’s strange to see the movie recognized only for a man’s contribution. I always think it’s weird to recognize something with a best picture nod and not the…

It’s worth noting: This is the 3rd time Gerwig had a picture nominated for Best Picture but was passed over for a Best Director nomination.

Is he that hot? He looks like a Lord of the Rings elf.

shawty? Christ. 

What? It is just common practice to lists someone’s age in a gossip article, especially when it comes to relationship ones, I mean I don’t think anyone was clutching their pearls about a 29 year old (Hammer’s in his 30's).

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I mean, it’s the first few days of the year when all of us are pretending to work. Even a bunch of stupid dipshits at a propaganda company are allowed to phone it in this week.

This is the feel good story I’ve been waiting for.

Posting photos with the president while chilling in the White House is the ultimate flex. For all we know Mimi might be happy to be rid of a 7 year relationship with a man who didn’t seem to have a life of his own, but leave it to Jezebel to portray her as some lonely single woman who must somehow get through the…

For most people, “almost floats” means “sinks.”