Okay, okay, I hear you but, let me try out the ol’ “this wouldn’t happen if it was two straight staffers who’s video had gotten posted on the internet” bit on you.

“I can appreciate that fucking at work or filming a sex tape are fairly standard reasons to get fired from a job.”

Gen X here, and I’m here to say Milk sucks, everything is too sweet and lacks any kind of interest and dimension. And also, Gen Z may cringe at side parts but one day they’ll break out of their delusion and realize that center parts look good on maybe 1.5% of the population, and in 10 years they’ll all look back on…

Voting for Trump and eating ass.

If it was in a restaurant, ask for a to-go container, obviously. 

You don’t remember that Misfits song about bootlicking Nepo fascist politicians and how that’s what punk is really about? 

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand the rise of “girl’s girl”. Are there men who follow boy etiquette and strive to be ethical for the boys? How would people react if Zachary Ty Bryan said the Home Improvement boys weren’t “boy’s boys”? Would anyone care?

Make she can work diddling kids into the jokes this time. 

I honestly think it’s a national security issue that he owns SpaceX and Starlink. I hope the Feds are watching him like a hawk.

May have also changed the Christian holiday schedule so they didn’t just cherry pick the celebrations of Romans & Germanic countries with a biblical twist. I’m not sure if those African and Southwest Asian countries celebrated the winter solstice and springtime the same way, as the seasonal changes there are very…

I just scrawled FBI on the side of every parked car on the street. Problem solved.

It’s the kind of name you get when the question of fatherhood has wishfully been narrowed down to two choices.

either way, *chef’s kiss*

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass

Yes we do, because he wasn’t properly 5150'd. If he was a danger to others he could’ve been.

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

What the hell? This thing drives worse than a damaged Johnycab.

The older I get the less space I take up outside of my house. I used to climb mountains by myself. I’d never do that now, and not just because of arthritis.

He just looks like he smells like Axe and Taco Bell. #shortmancomplex

There’s some people in the comments saying he’s joking or we’re reading too much into it.