Is he that hot? He looks like a Lord of the Rings elf.

shawty? Christ. 

What? It is just common practice to lists someone’s age in a gossip article, especially when it comes to relationship ones, I mean I don’t think anyone was clutching their pearls about a 29 year old (Hammer’s in his 30's).

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I mean, it’s the first few days of the year when all of us are pretending to work. Even a bunch of stupid dipshits at a propaganda company are allowed to phone it in this week.

This is the feel good story I’ve been waiting for.

Posting photos with the president while chilling in the White House is the ultimate flex. For all we know Mimi might be happy to be rid of a 7 year relationship with a man who didn’t seem to have a life of his own, but leave it to Jezebel to portray her as some lonely single woman who must somehow get through the…

For most people, “almost floats” means “sinks.” 

Okay, okay, I hear you but, let me try out the ol’ “this wouldn’t happen if it was two straight staffers who’s video had gotten posted on the internet” bit on you.

“I can appreciate that fucking at work or filming a sex tape are fairly standard reasons to get fired from a job.”

Gen X here, and I’m here to say Milk sucks, everything is too sweet and lacks any kind of interest and dimension. And also, Gen Z may cringe at side parts but one day they’ll break out of their delusion and realize that center parts look good on maybe 1.5% of the population, and in 10 years they’ll all look back on…

early 2024: “NASA Shocked to Discover Asteroid Just a Rock in Space”

Get Lockheed to build them a $150 million sink to they can run it under warm water. 

Some Space Gorilla mechanic didn’t use a torque wrench.

So you’re saying NASA needs to hire the world’s best drillers? 

Voting for Trump and eating ass.

If it was in a restaurant, ask for a to-go container, obviously. 

You don’t remember that Misfits song about bootlicking Nepo fascist politicians and how that’s what punk is really about? 

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand the rise of “girl’s girl”. Are there men who follow boy etiquette and strive to be ethical for the boys? How would people react if Zachary Ty Bryan said the Home Improvement boys weren’t “boy’s boys”? Would anyone care?

Alternately, this could be helpful to someone who is colorblind. I have a friend who has lot of difficulty with all but saturated blues and yellows and has to have someone tag his clothing so he knows what he can wear together.