spucklechuck
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Make she can work diddling kids into the jokes this time. 

I honestly think it’s a national security issue that he owns SpaceX and Starlink. I hope the Feds are watching him like a hawk.

May have also changed the Christian holiday schedule so they didn’t just cherry pick the celebrations of Romans & Germanic countries with a biblical twist. I’m not sure if those African and Southwest Asian countries celebrated the winter solstice and springtime the same way, as the seasonal changes there are very

I just scrawled FBI on the side of every parked car on the street. Problem solved.

It’s the kind of name you get when the question of fatherhood has wishfully been narrowed down to two choices.

either way, *chef’s kiss*

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass

Yes we do, because he wasn’t properly 5150'd. If he was a danger to others he could’ve been.

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

What the hell? This thing drives worse than a damaged Johnycab.

The older I get the less space I take up outside of my house. I used to climb mountains by myself. I’d never do that now, and not just because of arthritis.

He just looks like he smells like Axe and Taco Bell. #shortmancomplex

No I had kids with my wife. She’s under good care from great doctors and she isn’t planning on dying any time soon. If you live life worrying about tomorrow you wouldn’t really live.

Stories like these are great for unions.

We need a FOIA on how many people Don Jr and Eric bit during the Trump administration.

In 2023, a good doggo was sent to live with relatives, by a governmental agency, that was complicit in trying to overthrow a democratic republic, for a crime he did not commit. This good boy promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.

“Wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks, and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion,

Really rooting for colon cancer here. Late detection would be great. I want the asshole’s asshole to fall out.

You guys have a pretty bad understanding of autism, at least some of you admit it. That’s good! But it doesn’t justify your limited knowledge. Musk admitted to be on the spectrum, and he has expressed autistic traits, but that didn’t make him immune to being a wealth-driven asshole.

Even if this kid was autistic, he’s

There’s some people in the comments saying he’s joking or we’re reading too much into it.