“I just don’t like anything which creates a lords and peasants kind of thing”says man who wanted to run Mars on bond slavery.

“I disagree with the idea of unions.”

Wow, the “anti-woke” AI’s burns are just as contrived and pathetic as if it were a real right wing keyboard warrior trying to best me on some comment board. LOL

I can’t figure out how 23andMe changing its terms of service provides cover for damages incurred before the change.

Make she can work diddling kids into the jokes this time. 

Other stories with minor themes that people always blow out of proportion:

I honestly think it’s a national security issue that he owns SpaceX and Starlink. I hope the Feds are watching him like a hawk.

May have also changed the Christian holiday schedule so they didn’t just cherry pick the celebrations of Romans & Germanic countries with a biblical twist. I’m not sure if those African and Southwest Asian countries celebrated the winter solstice and springtime the same way, as the seasonal changes there are very…

I just scrawled FBI on the side of every parked car on the street. Problem solved.

It’s the kind of name you get when the question of fatherhood has wishfully been narrowed down to two choices.

Good news: You are living in a science fiction novel

Agreed.  Until there is a pilot in space going “pew! pew! pew!” to fill in his own sound effects, it doesn’t count as a space battle.

a wall of worthless monkey jpegs.

Imagine going blind and having the last thing you saw be a wall of monkey jpegs.

either way, *chef’s kiss*

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass

Yes we do, because he wasn’t properly 5150'd. If he was a danger to others he could’ve been.

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

What the hell? This thing drives worse than a damaged Johnycab.

There’s some people in the comments saying he’s joking or we’re reading too much into it.