More like “You have 25 hours in a Cessna 152, Here is a Citation X Jet”

I need to move to a state where TI 3V0M is available.

This reverse reading thing... it has potential.

This one from the Commonwealth state

God Bless America. Interesting movie, the main characters go find a girl like this and shoot her in the face.

Isn't there a small issue of totally blocking off the waterway by doing this? I guess two of them with a span over the middle would solve this, but three of them as shown in the graphic seems like they'd just be a huge hindrance.

I have a great one but, unfortunately, I'm apparently only un-greyed for Graverobber, or however that works on Kinja. About to just give up on Gawker sites. Tired of begging.

The definition of “drifting” these days seems to be “car is mildly out of control.”

My girlfriend will make it sound even worse. I don't let her do the dishes because she refuses to wash them on full-hot, which has the dual benefits of both killing every living thing on the plate and allowing it to air-dry completely by the time I've finished washing the rest of the dishes.

Desktop technician here. I get the same thing all the time.

I work in IT and we get those all the time, crap like "ever since you gave me that new phone, my printer does not work". Things that, as you said, have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

Power-sliding and burnouts =/= Drifting.

My dad's a mechanic and I could have him retell stories for HOURS of what we refer to as the "Ever Sincers"

This wins the gold medal every time.

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

I believe this one was an NPOCP at some point

They’ve got to be fucking with us a little bit. I have an hunch that Rolls engineers voted whether it was going to be a wing or chrome truck nuts on the mule.

That’s cool, but I’m still wondering why they stuck a wing on it.