Hey! My first car had the same package!

Anything AMG V8

Here’s some fun: open this article on your desktop and expand any angle of the telluride with a visible Kia badge... Then watch what happens when you put your finger over the Kia badge... It turns into an Audi or Volvo or Denali... It's kind of amazing 

Ford almost had me interested... Now I’m out. Little raptor was the only potentially interesting thing they had coming. A twin turbo v6 prerunner would have been awesome. Guess I’ll get a TRD because I’m not going to drop $70k on a Raptor that sounds like a straight-piped Camry. Bad move Ford. 

AMEN!

1) I believe the designer of the Honda Crosstour saw a kangaroo and thought “yes... this is my inspiration.”

Yes it is

You’re right, and it’s not just because they have larger engines. Every car on this list is programmed to keep the engine below 2000 rpm as much as possible. If you drive any Toyota built in the last 10 years, they DO NOT want to rev. You have to use 90% throttle before they’ll shift above 3k rpm and even then most of…

When I come to power, person in the left lane gets a night in jail and mandatory driving school.

Oklahoma just passed a pretty good law similar to this, and I think they actually took the best approach... assuming they enforce it. Essentially, if you’re impeding the flow of traffic in the passing lane, you get a fine.

One of them is in OKC. A friend that works at the dealership has told me that this one is officially part of their inventory, but the dealer personally makes sure it’s running well on a regular basis.... and I’ve seen it at Cars and Coffee... so... yes, it’s unsold, but I’m not sure the dealer is trying all that hard…

Puns fired!

Hatfields vs. McCoys... Al Capone vs. Bugs Moran... Stalin vs. Trotsky... Hamilton vs. Burr... Maverick vs. Iceman... all notable mortal enemies... but then there was MotorboatingSOB vs. VajazzleMcDildertits!! NATURAL BORN ENEMIES! FEUD OF THE CENTURY!!!

My first thought exactly. Moron deserved that and I hope he was ticketed for wreckless driving. Could have killed someone.

Rory doesn’t fit. It’s not that he doesn’t do a good job, he just doesn’t seem to mesh well with the other two guys. Matt and Chris are a good match though! I like it! I will always miss the original but you can’t replace those guys, so, this is a good substitute I can live with... someone similar to Farah would be a…

this may be scarier than the videos posted above (same event)... how is this still a thing?

There is an obnoxious dealer in OKC that had a long running “buy a dodge ram, get a dodge dart for free!” campaign. Also had a “buy a full size truck, get a seadoo for $1.00!” campaign. Fairly sure this is illegal somehow and he was forced to stop... Now he’s just obnoxious like all the others.

3.9 pounds of boost + 221 pounds of lightness = 405hp/ton. You’re welcome.

Where’s the Casio clock??? You can’t have a Lexus without a digital clock from 1982!!

I agree with your point that the Phaeton is probably the worst of the worst when it comes to German cars being unnecessarily complicated. But I have to defend that hinge! It’s actually somewhat similar to the ones on my Q50 (Infiniti probably ripped off the idea from VW) and I like them a lot! They’re actually…