If I ruled the world it would be a sensor that catalogs all rough spots in the road and then reports to a service that will work until all roads are flawless and awesome... but unfortunately (or fortunately... if you’re a communist) for you all, I’m not in charge and this is just a fancy version of this guy:

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Haha! Terrible advice, but usually works for me!

Paul, I think I can help... I've done this three times. Here are my tactics:

TGUSA was canceled due to Adam Ferrara getting in a fist fight with Tanner Foust.

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My first thought too. I've got an ISF that would love to host that drivetrain.

*In Russian accent* "Your car is delivered sir. Please sign here."

How do you develop road rage in a Pontiac Wave? That car is perfectly designed to develop road rage in everyone but the driver.

"Sweet Pontiac Wave... bet I coold fit aloot of baby gap bags in the boot..." - Rager at car dealership.

Story to contribute: The town I live in seems to have an abnormally large squirrel population so it's pretty common to see a squirrel fight. In case you haven't seen a squirrel fight, they tend to consist of alot of casing and barking and trying to throw each other off of things. Occasionally these fights end up…

Good article. Agree completely. Just adding to your point in a way that might piss off you and most readers.

Doug, do you think buying one from Canada like this would save you some of headache? Title would probably be in English, no port authority, shipping time would be halved...???

I hear this every Saturday at noon... because I live in Oklahoma City. But the hemi version is a little creepier.

I think the exact opposite. I think this is the best possible thing for enthusiasts because getting "most people" off the road, or at least in formation, leaves the rest of the road open for enthusiasts to enjoy.

I think this could be the salvation of cars and driving enjoyment. Bring it on!

I partially agree. I can't stand filling up my car because nearly every time I do I end up getting a drop of gas on my paint or myself. So cars either need to come up with a filler that doesn't lead to this or gas stations need to develop a new non-drip spout.

Doug, good article, just one thing: Before writing any article about how under priced and awesome something is, you should always buy one and then write about said awesomeness.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the 996 Turbo is the greatest Porsche you can buy today. In fact, I love it so much that I wouldn't mind buying my old car back. Unfortunately, I've lost all the guy's details, and the call center people never seem to know what I'm talking about. "996 Turbo?" they say. "Have you…