I recently found out that I am pregnant and am 100% planning on using one of these names anytime someone asks me what I’m going to name the baby.

This is ludicrous.. It’s also financial incentive to arrest more people during a protest, and/or to use more expensive and unnecessary means in response. In addition to, you know, violating constitutional rights and effectively threatening people against protesting.

I can only assume (hope?) they are backing him because they have bigger fish to fry in terms of the cabinet nominees (like they’ve made a deal that they’ll back him if so-and-so doesn’t back someone else?). This still feels like a betrayal, but there are worse cabinet picks, imo.

I agree with Bill Hicks - why should I have an allegiance for any place just because I was born there? I want to make my country better, simply because if laws limit me leaving and working elsewhere, I’d like to spruce up the place I have to exist as much as possible.

THIS ONE THO. This is 100% the way I would dress (beautiful botanical prints in boxy asexual cuts) if I had the money to drop on this kind of collection.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

The fur/hat combo is truly beautiful.

Wait, am I the only one who loved Melania’s outfit?

Please god don’t. Most pigs bred to stay small, even if successful (which is next to impossible to verify, most “mini pig” breeders opt to starve the piglets to stunt their growth), suffer from the same “micro breeding” pain and premature death that dogs do. Their organs keep growing and they live extremely short,…

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

My democratic ideals also tell me to raise fucking hell when someone is attacking our civil liberties and frankly attacking our democratic ideals.

I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

Wait for the photos/news coverage on a channel not covering it. NOTHING will sting Trump more than low ratings- it’s all he cares about. And then we can all tweet him about how much higher Obama’s ratings were- ala Trump himself to Schwarzenegger.

The thing I don’t understand about those people is that this is a business: they make their money from the punters who pay to see the show. Not enough punters, not enough money, bye bye circus. There’s no politics about it.

An excellent apology. Good.

Off topic: Yo-Yo Ma always looks like he is having the time of his life. Like despite the fact that he is one of the most talented people in the world, he is just happy to be wherever he is. I swear that man is made out of sunshine and rainbows.

I’ll break it down for you thus: