So, can a Jezzie with a better understanding of the machinations of executive order tell me what can be done about this? Who do I call? Whose events do I show up to?

Nope. I also quite liked it. Not a home run - I think the color is a little much, I would have mixed it up with shoes and gloves that were not all the same cornflower blue, for godssakes - but it was still nice.

Can’t it be both? Can’t his family suck but Munn also suck? I have friends who have worked with her on films before, and they’ve sworn to me that if they can ever avoid it, they’d never work with her again. She sounds like a miserable, self-important handful.

Can anyone explain why I can’t find Feinstein on this list? I guess two Senators apparently didn’t vote, but I can’t figure out why?

...humid surreality of Hollywood? It is indeed a surreal Hollywood if it is humid. This desert shit out here is dry

It was good - I love Colin Firth and Helena Bonham Carter to pieces - but not great. I agree with dragoon that the lack of cultural impact really kept it from greatness.

That was the year that I realized what a sham the Oscars are. Shakespeare in Love was treacly, meaningless Oscar bait (god even the title was awful) and I hated everything about it - except for Dame Judi Dench as Queen Liz, she is awesome always and forever.

But is this a problem with the medical care we provide our prisoners, or the medical care made affordable and available to citizens? We’re pointing our fingers at the wrong culprit here

This is precisely why I’m such a huge fan of birds. They’re the easiest form of wildlife to see in cities, so they’re the best way to get kids hooked on nature - at least, that’s how it worked for me.

Fair re: Jones and Zamata, although I would argue that Wong definitely could be included. Her recent(ish) special was great

I mean, if you’re going to complain about it, then actually give me some names. I couldn’t come up with any of the top of my head, which says more about me and the state of mainstream standup comedy, but this is your chance to educate me! Who would you suggest?

Ali Wong, Wanda Sykes, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Aparna Nancherla, Nicole Byer, etc etc

Is Cocoa Brown not a black female? Don’t get me wrong, the trailer clearly needs more diversity, but still

A feature-length film of Alexander Skarsgard moodily and mutely emoting at the camera? Brooding and yearning and seeking and sighing? YAS

+1 could totally happen don’t even hafta be drunk sex is whoopsies sometimes

STOCKARD CHANNING NO CONTEST

I could have sworn he used the word ‘hegemony’ in his lyrics and was really impressed till I went to Rap Genius to double check and it just turns out that ‘like a gym to me’ sounds like ‘hegemony’ and I’m an old who needs their ears checked.

Whaddup LA! I’ll be there too!

Counterpoint: Casino Royale was wildly over-rated