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I live in a very dry climate and have extremely oily skin, prone to acne. Help! I’ve always been too lazy to bother, but I’m getting married in a few months and I am not spending all this money on a photographer to get 1348498349 HD pics of a nasty oily breakout

I live in a very dry climate and have extremely oily skin, prone to acne. Help! I’ve always been too lazy to bother,

I love every single one of the articles about behind the photo. So good, every time

I said this in a separate comment on this thread, but A+ low FODMAP as an elimination diet. The incorporation process takes forever, since you can only do one food at a time, and you have to give it a few days between foods, to be sure you’ve isolated that variable, but good gracious was it effective! I’ve had IBS as

I did the low FODMAP diet as an elimination diet, to get me down to a baseline from which we could identify what foods were triggering my IBS. It was 8 weeks of FODMAP and I thought I would die. Luckily, at the end of it, we discovered that I only can’t ever eat onions again (or dairy, but I’ve been dairy-free for a

Maybe spend less money next time on completely unnecessary city-wide destruction porn and focus on a more financially feasible baddie.

Ironic that the only performances being praised in a movie this blaringly sexist are from the two main women.

I will fight you about The Transporter. Don’t you look down on a good popcorn action flick. The whole pleasure of that movie is the over-the-topness, and it does it so well.

I think it’s largely meant for houses full of little boys who can barely be trusted to aim, much less clean up after themselves

My favorite was a sign my aunt had in her bathroom: “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie”

I hope at least his sons are taken from him, for their sake. They couldn’t save Pinky, but let’s try to save someone out of this whole situation.

A woman is dressed in a Max Headroom-inspired outfit who was not even an inkling of the idea of the possibility of a sparkle in her parents’ eyes when that show was on. Hell, her parents may even have been little babies then (as I was). I’m not even that old, but now I feel old.

My IUD cramps went away pretty quick, but lemme tell you what, the first few periods after getting it were brutal. I’d been on oral contraception for nearly a decade, so I had no memory of what period cramps felt like (I know, I’m blessed), but while my body adjusted to the new hormones, I got periods again (lasted

I love their TV chemistry but I hate hate hate hate hate her interior design style. It’s middle-aged rich lady high and without her glasses (hence the giant clocks) at Pottery Barn/Pier One shit. Every. Single. Time. I get that, as an interior designer, you want a kind of signature style, but for the love of god can

Or just big letters with lightbulbs in it that say EAT in the kitchen, demanding that you stuff your stupid, clueless, style-less face

I listened to her speech this morning and found myself also annoyed with her voice. But then I sat myself down, thought real hard about it, realized that I (a woman) only hated her voice because it was a woman’s voice, or rather, that the qualities of her voice that annoyed me would not have bothered me had she been a

Got engaged a couple weeks ago. My lovely fiance got a bit of unexpected help a few months ago when we visited our local museum of natural history. Ours happens to have a huge minerals exhibit, including an enormous room full of gemstones. We spent 45 minutes just looking at the pretty colors. I swooned for the fire

Yeah, replied this to someone else, but I guess it depends on whether we’re asking, are we fucking Tim Kaine the politician or Tim Kaine the man? Tim Kaine, VP, can knock my boots 110%. Tim Kaine, the Catholic dude from next door struggling with his conscience over his personal beliefs on abortion? He is welcome to

It’s my understanding (and I could be wrong) that he supports it as a politician, a representative of constituents (which is great!), but he personally opposes it. So, I guess it depends on whether I’m fucking Tim Kaine, Dem candidate for VP, or Tim Kaine, that Catholic dude from next door.

I have one rule about my sexytimes that I’ve been very proud of managing to keep: No hanky panky for dudes who don’t believe in or defend a woman’s right to choose. Especially when they’re Catholic to boot.