It’s like being shocked that I don’t know the fundamentals of physics and then being like, “But you live in a world ruled by physics!” Yah dude, things stop and things go and things fall, and that’s all I need to survive, fuck your strings and quantum shit

Well shit I guess I have to watch this now

I mean, I hear you that fur is their deal, but there will never be a moment where I will be able to pause and say to myself “Look at the beauty they were able to wreak from the products of pain.” It’s like admiring a blood diamond; I simply cannot (and will not) disconnect the material from its source.

Such a beautiful collection, what a shame to mar it with fur, which is stupid and dumb and which I hate. Everything else — the florals, the hair, the lightness of it all — is exquisite.

Why not just make Sulu bi?

My money is on that kind of makeup getting more and more popular in the next several years. Doing your face that way is one way to avoid recognition by the (increasingly ubiquitous) facial recognition technologies everyone’s starting to use: https://cvdazzle.com/

I have been hyperventilating for months about the possibility that PSLF might be discontinued. I have mega student loans (like, mega) and need PSLF (I plan on becoming a college professor) if I ever want to have spending money ever again. Please oh please oh please let it stay.

Fox News is a sexist cesspit???

Why is it always, always a girl? The genetically modified/engineered/programmed creation is always a girl. Perfect women are always dangerous, I guess?

Foreshadowing is not about what the characters know, but about what the writers want us to puzzle out. And we all know that GoT has been playin reeeeeeal fast and lose with time lately.

Because the writers would totally do that to this character, and frankly it would be one way for them to justify her rape - “It had to be that way! The plot required her to be pregnant!” or some such nonsense.

She’s totally pregnant, but she’s going to abort. It’s going to be painful, and it’s going to cost her, but she won’t carry to term. It doesn’t match with the trajectory they’re setting her up on, and I wouldn’t buy it from her character anyway. Moon tea 4 lyfe

I lol’ed at the Sun headline. GG, Sun

Except we won’t, cos the NRA says they’ll take away our allowance if we let the CDC do its job, a-hyuk >:(

But good gracious, what is that jacket

If these are the fashion trends we have to look forward to, let the apocalypse come soon please. Everyone looks awful, except for Tilda Swinton because she is a radiant goddess and I am not worthy.

We do all recognize how insanely shitty it is for the AP to announce this the day before the (hotly contested) California primary, correct? Especially when the DNC has even been begging people to stop counting the superdelegates in their candidate counts? It’s not that I’m complaining about the inevitability of a…

The Fabio of Horses

Half the reason I got into academia was for the dress code freedom. As long as my jeans and my hamsters-flying-through-space sweaters are clean on the days I need to teach, I’m good. Plus, I think it makes me the Cool Professor (I say, blissfully ignorant of how out of touch I am with The Youths)

This is the only 90's resurgence I will accept.