I think it’s appropriate. Both Kim K and Ariana Grande darken their skin to look more like a POC for the perceived social benefits. This is akin to white minstrels who wanted to indulge in the culture of blacks with a wink and nod that they were not actually black. Or, quite simply, “Rather to reign in hell than serve…

I’m at Jon Ossoff’s pre-election rally. Huge turnout, and spirits are high. Send us good vibes for tomorrow!

“No, most likely the primary control knob is the ocean waters and this environment that we live in.”

The obvious answer is we will be living in the ocean if the US government is allowed to carry on the way they’re heading. lol smiley face. #wearefucked

*pushes up glasses*

Hot take: I don’t like the over exposure of this baby; I don’t like that new song particularly because autotune is lazy af; and I really don’t like that music video with inexplicable lady with enormous breasts riding a horse in slow motion. The whole thing is just—

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

My goodness, them boys are ugly.

The fact that they’re asking to hear the definition of reasonable doubt kind of suggests to me that somebody is being obstinate beyond the confines of what is reasonable. Like they’re saying to him (probably him, anyway) that there’s a difference between lacking 100 percent certainty and having a reasonable doubt.…

“Where do baby giraffes come from?”

I’m reminded of this excellent quote from Lemony Snicket:

This is why I am not convinced by those I call the asshole fashion designers, the synthetic off-the-rack polyester synthetic blend children.

In the top pic, she looks like the mayoral candidates who come to our mosque wearing a table cloth over their head because someone in their staff thought they had to.

I fell on a dead pig, while playing in the woods by the creek that I was supposed to stay away from.

Kamala reminds me of Bernie (although I find her to be VASTLY more intelligent) in that people are jumping on the bandwagon without really knowing much about her. I think we’re all thirsty for a woman president, particularly one who is a minority given how shitty representation is in general, I get it. But she is very…

I lived adjacent to a large amount of undeveloped woods and myself and friends would leave fairly early and not come back till before dark completely unsupervised. It was great and there were times I got completely lost and had to figure it out. I think kids should totally do this if they can. Only the fittest…

Hey, as long as they’re up to date on their tetanus shots! Anti-vaxxer kids have to go play in the Special Snow Globe for Special Snowflakes Who End Up With Polio and All That Stuff We Got Rid Of Decades Ago.

Some of my happiest childhood memories are of playing with rusted out auto parts in an empty field across from my BFFs house. Zero adult supervision, sharp rusty objects, and even, one time, a cache of old playboy magazines that we studied with Talmudic attention. Keep the marsh open.

Literally none of what you’re saying is relevant. She could have taken a fistful of pills on her own and passed out naked in the middle of a public park. If anyone tried anything then, it’s assault. The why and how of her taking pills is only relevant because of our cultural ideas about what a “good victim” is. She…

This is a terrifying blow to democracy and should be the top story in every major news outlet, but it will be virtually ignored by most and celebrated by many.