Is it me, or do their noses look really easy to break?

It’s a mimic to try to blend in and look less threatening. It doesn’t work well because there’s nothing human about that guy.

If he’s giving the Russians quid pro quo for the money (like, say, weakening NATO to please Putin) then he’s an agent whether his foggy brain acknowledges the fact or not.

I don’t think using the strictest of technical terms Dump is an agent in that he himself has never said the actual words “I cannot wait to betray America for my new boyfriend Putin,” but his entire family’s actions speak for themselves. They aren’t traitors because of any political belief or ideology, they’re traitors…

Russian agent? Probably not.

My money’s on Russian agent AND moron.

The thing that gets me the most is that Eric Trump shows his upper gums and tiny tiny sharp teeth when he smiles. It’s predatory and unnatural looking.

The humanoid version of a sea lamprey, yet not as smart.

45's Y-chromosome is tragic and powerful.

THEIR HAIR IS SO STUPID AHHHH

Eric should just scoot around sideways. He looks slightly more normal.

He certainly does thrive in an environment of raw sewage...

Kids, you don’t look like Gordon Gekko with your hair slicked back, you look like two backup dancers from a version of “Grease” touring tertiary market dinner theaters.

Yup, checks out.

I’ve seen better likenesses of the Trump sons...

That is possibly the most flattering picture pf Eric I have ever seen.

now picturing fluky, mulder, and scully at the movies.

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

Look I’m as amused by Donald teaching the fluke monster from the X-Files how to act like a person by forcing him/it to watch Wall Street and American Pyscho on a loop as anyone but do we have to keep pretending its a person?