High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

It is going to be difficult finding a willing replacement that will also survive confirmation hearings. No amount of loyalty will stop the tweeting twat from stabbing you in the back.

That’s becoming more and more apparent (the not taking jobs; he’s been toxic for a while). I thought that the time when the GOP would FINALLY line up against him will be closer to mid-terms when their asses are on the line. I now think it may happen when all the “competent” people leave (quotes are intentional) and…

I usually don’t complain about typos but these were distracting in quantity and level of obscuring real meaning.

Everybody who saw the rescue was pliesed with his efforts.

I think some of us are just built for anxiety. I have found that if I am even a little hung over the spiraling thoughts of my alleged dumbassery are like x 1000. I don’t ever drink at work things (thanks 2003 post work holiday party panic attack) and limit my social drinking to mild/no buzz. I might be less fun but I…

Yeah, if I could let go of the memory of falling for my coworker’s prank and embarrassing myself in front of my friend’s cool older sister in grade 10 THAT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT. I honestly still think about it on a regular basis and it was almost 15 years ago.

That was a bit passe, but sometimes you just have to deux what must be done.

You should have your nuts cracked for that joke.

Tutu soon.

You’re lucky if you’re not barred from here after that.

He sets the barre pretty high.

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

Is there a photo of the ballet angel?! I am picturing his perfect posture as he jetéed onto the subway platform again.

The CEO at my former job LAUGHED at me for wearing a wig, WHILE WEARING GREAT LENGTHS ON HER HEAD. I admit lost my entire mind. (I’m black)

To be fair, Cruz learned the Russians had informed Trump of the location of Cruz’s clutch of eggs. He had to protect his hatchlings (although Cruz did eat 3/4s of the resulting swarm as befitting his role and duties as mater to the brood)!

Thank you for introducing me to the word bunglecunt.

He earned a sliver of respect from me when he stood up for his wife and father, and then didn’t endorse Trump at the convention. And then he erased it all plus some when he caved for some unknown reason.

The Lindsey Graham line remains a solid burn. To this day, I wonder who wrote it for him.