I work with mostly teen girls and sometimes I just want to shake them with the stuff they tell me and say, “THAT’S NOT HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE!!! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY!!!” Of course, I tell them that in my ~try not to be a super dork~ adult speak but the reality is, if all someone knows is abuse or…

YO Britney also shaved her head because they were going to drug test her hair to determine whether they could take her kids away. My BF works in mental health and it’s fairly well known why she did it in that industry (he was actually shocked it wasn’t common knowledge). Hair follicles retain drug residue for much…

I have a very talented friend who back in mid-00's played in venues in every country, including gigs at SXSW, Coachella, and any big festival in the world — he has played center stage. He hated it, and his stories are exhausting. Gig, pack up gear, cab straight to airport, fly, pack up cab to club, soundcheck, drink…

New Hampshire: Sorry We’re In The Way Of Getting To Maine.

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”

Oh man, I seriously hope someone robs that dude’s house and police officer is like “hey, you should be grateful someone thinks your stuff is nice enough to steal. Let’s leave it at that sweetcheeks.”

Atlee Bay sounds like it should be the name of a Midwest airport store that sells luggage and pashminas.

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

I bet Bristol wants Atlee to be a successful atleete.

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

Can we collectively make a deal right now that this is peak Kendall Jenner? We all need to agree or it won’t work.

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

I will continue to post this until every single one of you has joined the fandom.

Joe Scarborough has the weirdest head-size to facial feature-size ratio I’ve ever seen.

Anecdote- my husband worked as an effects tech on this movie and they were laughing hysterically about this scene while it was being filmed. They knew this was going to be a major problem as it happened. when he called home to tell me about it he still couldn’t stop laughing like a jackass.

1518 EDT: Rich is dragged from his office by a mob of young women and gay men

Ugh. This describes every single one of my friends from up north who is under-educated and rolled over into being a stay-at-home mom because their husbands make big money in mining or oil or some other such industry. Like, I love you but I am going to unfollow you on Instagram if you don’t stop posting about fucking…

Not sure who she is writing for, but can tell you who will buy this book. Its middle class-wealthy, Conservative, college-educated, Christian women. They are hair stylists, event planners, stay at home moms, interior decorators, and women involved in those weird FB pyramid schemes for candles and supplements. Most are…