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I...believe him, actually. A lot of newly-sober people acquire hobbies to stay busy in the time they previously would have spent boozing/using.

I was actually surprised because he sounded fairly normal and intelligent. I’m wondering if every other time I’ve read or heard him he’s been high as a kite, or if someone at GQ gave him an extremely kind edit. Very refreshing (especially vs Depp) to see him owning his substance problems, and bad behavior.

it was beautiful and sweet. when joe tries peanut butter for the first time... *sobs*

Brad, she’s not coming back. You may as well get up now.

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the part where he quotes Churchill. Sorry.

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

I’m utterly disturbed by the way she speaks. She’s like Christian Bale’s Patrick Bateman.

It’s so disheartening how selfish and greedy Dearest Leader and Company are. It’s like they’re live-streaming themselves as they continue to resemble an avalanche crashing down a mountain and crushing everyone beneath with wide grins on their faces.

Fyre Festival is the Juicero/Theranos of the rich kid party scene. Silicon Valley is batting .000 this year.

To each their own. I prefer smoking too, but if it made me cough, I’d start vaping. These troubled times are too awful to stay sober.

Looks like they finally found Libertarian Island after a three-hour tour.

There was a great article by gynecologist that called it out as not a good thing. Ditto for shoving bags of herbs up your va-j-j to “cleanse” it.Here’s the gg one:

I second the referral to a PT that specializes in pelvic floor therapy - they’ve worked miracles for some of my patients. I’ve also seen some PTs recommend what are basically barbells for the vagina to increase vaginal tone, but they’re surgical grade stainless steel, not porous jade.

You can actually ask for a referral to a pelvic physical therapist to do guided exercises and get better at isolating the muscles you need to, because a lot of women don’t do kegels very effectively and never realize they’re using the wrong muscles. There are also pessaries for when the muscles just aren’t keeping up

I’ve got a number of conspiracy theories for this, but the simplest, that Paris’ mom was a surrogate for a Madonna/Michael(or whoever) super baby, is my fave. Unlikely, but why not?

When I was a pre-teen my brother would tease me by saying I looked like Dave Grohl. It was both hurtful and true. (I am female.)

Wasn’t it a combo of a bad divorce outcome (no $$$ so desperate movie picks) + bad back/injury (couldn’t work out)? At least I feel like that’s what’s been mentioned previously about him...

There, there, just go back to the 90s, truly it was a happier time