Huh. It’s almost as if our political and social structures have deep-seated cultural barriers constructed in such a way as to prevent women’s independence and advancement! Who knew?

That’s why I only drink grain alcohol and rainwater. To protect my essence

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

I saw Mike Pence on his bike last summer, riding alone with his security dude. Seriously, those pasty white arms and legs and that fat face crammed into a helmet: barf. He should get some women friends to teach him how to not dress like a dumpy lump.

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

Not even really “close proximity,” unless I’ve been doing meals all wrong to this point.

When I read comments from ultra conservative type people that are prone to the pearl clutching it just makes me think “You are basically indicating that we should all be afraid of YOU, not the other way around.” Because they 1. believe that men are just lustful beasts that simply can’t enjoy a meal with women they…

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

#notmostmen

I think most men think all women want to have sex with them.

Thank you so much for your kind words. Honestly, you are the first other person I’ve heard of that also had reading/speaking problems as a result of traumatic depression (though I’ve read of it before). Yes, it was crazy and maddening! I am a huge reader so it was really awful. Honestly, the whole time I felt like I…

EVERY thing you said...and your experience was extremely tough.

Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.

I defy you, stars!

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

The scales fell off of Sorkin’s eyes and he was shocked to find women are ignored except when we wear leggings.

It sucked in the moment, but he changed on the plane back into his own clothes and we got home. I returned them to the next Brooks Bros. I found. (Normally I wouldn’t but we were kinda strapped and he literally wore them for like a half hour.)

Ugh!! Yes, fuck Delta! (In fairness, a friend of mine wrote today on his airline blog that in the past decade they nuked the nonrev dress code; if that’s true I imagine they’re having a laugh at United’s expense right now.)

This is the correct take.