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The really astonishing thing is (one of the many astonishing things is) that Presidential transitions usually go so smoothly. The outgoing president hangs around for a while, pardons a few people, and has the incoming president over for talks and briefings. No hard feelings. It doesn’t hurt that Presidents often

Wrong. Sad!

will be here for it

As soon as the GOP in Congress is convinced that Trump cannot make all their long-cherished wet dreams come true, the proceedings will begin.

We have the opportunity to find out in these coming months. For science! (We are limited to natural experiments, because no ethics panel would approve of a designed trial where participants had to eat Republican dick. That’s just cruel.)

I fully expect the CEO and President of my company to have a pretty thorough understanding of the business and industry. I don’t expect him to be able to do my job and understand the specifics of how my exact job gets done. Trump could’ve spent a teeny tiny little bit less time at his fucking resort and learned a bit

“It’s not the fault of the guy who is in charge of the place to make sure the stuff is better for the people. It’s the fault of the people who have been at the place for awhile already.”

No, I believe that’s a high fat diet. No real meat at all.

“No one expected a business man to completely understand the nuances, the complicated ins and outs of Washington and its legislative process,” the Fox News host said. Ryan, however, is a different story. “You come in with all your swagger and experience and sell them a bill of goods which ends up a complete and

Good thing they have enough mayo.

one cnn analysts said “its past time, we need to start calling for trump to be tried on treason charges”

Can cannibals get enough protein from a diet of nothing but dicks?

by her pussy, from the back

Warning: Boring Problem Ahead

My two cents is that you have no idea what’s going on in his head. Maybe he’s not over a previous relationship, maybe he’s gay, maybe he’s got an intermittent and borderline apocalyptic threadworm infestation and he had to clench his arse cheeks the whole time you were having sex the last time in case they spooled out

Got some pretty shitty news yesterday. My boss has suddenly decided to retire so as of May 1 I’m out of a job. I’m in the middle of adopting my daughter back, buying my first home and getting married in less than a month. I have no college degree and I really lucked into this job. So...good vibes appreciated.

Ugh. Venting time.

Well shit that’s fucking awful.

I get a free untamed male revue every morning. It involves backhair and underwear with holes in it.

It’s probably a blatant subconscious refusal to accept that the 90s were 20 years ago, which I fully understand.