I will take $85 and just keep drinking.

Holy shit. I had to look that up for myself. Bravo to whomever came up with that. I can’t even be mad at that. I want to see the people paying $85 for this.

I would definitely buy this “rock” if the SKU description would read as follows:

That looks like some shit I’d make up as part of a possible scam but then feel too ashamed to actually sell it to people.

My mom was a huge Danielle Steele and Judith Krantz fan. She bought those in hardcover. I would take the the dust jackets off, out another book inside, and sneak the Krantz books up to my room. Very educational. My mom never seemed to mind but flipped a gasket when she caught me reading a romance novel with Fabio on…

It’s almost as if being anti-abortion is a cheap easy way to pretend you’re “saving lives” while putting all the costs and hard work on other people. Except not almost.

Movin’ on up!

Lee Daniels is not very bright and not very fond of Black women. I mostly ignore his dumb ass.

Kindly read the 4,000+ word history I just spent months writing explaining why that is a gross oversimplification before you comment.

The only thing worse than a Boston bro is a Boston bro with money and a megaphone.

Right? He went from most inoffensive vanilla “star” to a total douche.

No good person could be best friends with Ben Affleck.

My brother is 32 now and has lost most of his adult life to this legal limbo. DACA is his only lifeline and now that’s up in the air. How is he meant to keep his head up in the face of this and after all these years of false hopes? He just wants to serve in the military (NAVY) but DACA isn’t enough to let him serve.

They say celebrities stop maturing at the age they became famous. Seems right.

Is your niece named Alex Pareene?

Just to reiterate, if you voted for Trump or support him, you are a racist shit bag.

Idk about atheist and feminist, but you’re definitely a troll.

Once they secure that sweet babies life, they have zero fucks to give. That baby is a hail Mary touchdown pass, that the second they get in the endzone they spike on the turf and do a shitty dance.