Especially since they’ve cut funding to programs that help disabled children. Way to show your pro-life credentials, assholes.

It’s not like they *care* except that wanting you punished is kind of a form of caring.

“No pressure, honey, but we’d love it if you could come a few days early.”

I think she’s finally doing something useful with her life, probably so that her Wikipedia entry don’t just say that she - along with Gary Johnson - helped Trump get elected, the Harembe thing, and her ambiguous, disingenuous comments on vaccines.

And I will never get over this.

She’s definitely trying to clean up her reputation, with one eye on progressives and one eye on history. I’m not saying she was responsible for Orange Mussolini but she was.

I’m incredibly sad but I take comfort in her words.

As often as I have this reaction, we CANNOT let fears like this hold progress back. Letting the terrorists win, etc.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other about Hairspray, but I have to say that this overwrought (is there any other kind) theater-kid drama in the comments is giving me all kinds of life.

Yep. The People want blood and they shall get it.

He asked to have life without parole in exchange for a guilty plea and the prosecutors rejected his offer.

If you think Parental Catholic guilt is relentless, there is no way you’d live through parental Jewish guilt.

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There’s the “guilt” phase...

4/4 would be fine, because it would affirm the lower court’s decision.

We are all about to find out what happens when oligarchs are allowed to run the system. Trump appears to be promoting a brazenly kleptocratic agenda. If there ever was a time for Hamilton Electors, this is it (so far there are seven).

I’m an army brat and I visited Ukraine in the past year; they’re sort of at war. I’m gonna throw my hat into the ring to be chairman of the Joint chiefs of staff. If Snoop Dogg doesn’t take that position first.

That would be a decent outcome, right? The lower court’s decision is affirmed at least in that circuit (I’m probably messing up some of the jargon), so we fix the gerrymandering in a couple of states and maybe get some more Democrats in the House in 2018. Not as good as an outright win, but it’s something. But I feel…