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I’d bet the last vagines MarkTM and GWJones00 were exposed to were their mothers as they were squeezed out into the world to be inflicted on the populace at large. Perhaps they are available for dish cleaning.

He’s been a horrible person for 70 years. Now he’s just a horrible old person. And POTUS.

I have no opinion of Jeff Fisher one way or the other, but he’s always struck me as someone who should star in a series of Viagra commercials.

The only nostalgia Fuller House gave me was “Oh God that’s right; the original was this terrible too, wasn’t it?”

Ah, that’s right. Eh, I’m an old. But the best part back then was even the idea of anyone saying that to or about Bill “Pull Your Pants Up, Thugs” Cosby. It figures it was Richard Pryor. He had no fear.

The funniest thing Eddie Murphy ever said was about Cosby. He was knocking Eddie for “working blue”. Cosby was at his holier-than-thou prime and was also all over the commercials with Coke, Jello, etc. Anyway when he heard of Cosby’s disapproval, Eddie said, “Tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck

The point for these people isn’t finding someone who consents. It’s to take what doesn’t belong to them.

In total, he has been accused of raping approximately 60 women.

Yep. And they’re both usually mild mannered dudes. That moonshine’ll get ya every time.

UPS drivers are stepping up. This is the second story about their quick thinking I’ve heard this year. Bravo.

Unfortunately I had to leave early and have only gotten parts of the story second and third hand....A two hour open bar, fisticuffs, a bizarre food fight and now one person on paid leave during the investigation while the other complains to anyone who’ll listen, “He started it!!”

Sadly, this article is a week too late for some of my co-workers. We had our off-site holiday party last week and the fallout still continues. I have heard that one or two people will lose their jobs in the next few days, just because of some stupid, drunken fueled events.

As a 2nd or 3rd wave feminist, who the hell knows anymore, I’m glad these young women are taking up the fight. This past year and the daily bad news since the election has exhausted me and sapped my will to live at times, much less fight battles we’ve already won. These women are our hope.

Well that’s true. I guess when he does get invited, we’ll find out who else Putin has blackmail intel on as they’ll be our next Prez.

I always read the Mail headlines as Scooby Doo’s voice in my head. The ALL CAPS words get his questioning inflection.

Dear Donald. If Putin invites you over for tea - GO.

A cold shudder just went down Mike Spence’s spine. “Dammit, how do we get an ultrasound in there first before those tramps take their whore pills??”

Holy shit, yes!! AND THINK OF THE RATINGS!!!!

And what about this guy....Adolf Hi-