I’m sure the Donald insists on a bit of tongue.
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But there is a bottom in the swamp. His name is Old Gregg, he’s a scaly manfish.
I guess when you drain the swamp, you get to see what’s living in the muck at the bottom of it...
Does anyone remember a reality show she had in the early-mid 2000's? I distinctly remember it being about planning her wedding to Angelo and fertility issues.
their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight.
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It is National Pajama Wine Day, you are absolved.
Why is this not at the top with a gazillionty stars?
This is all I wanted. Thank you.
I’m so glad your pup is OK! It’s so scary when they get hurt or sick. This is why mine are under strict instructions that they have to live be at least 35.
My nieces made the best place cards for everyone and I must share. (Apologies if this is huuuuuge, i can’t really tell on my phone.)
I made a pumpkin roll and it turned out amazingly better than I thought so I posted a Great British Bake Off review of my own food.
It was just me and my dogs, too, but I did the whole dinner anyway. Well, sort of — turkey breast, stuffing mix and canned cranberry sauce instead of homemade, canned yams instead of fresh, frozen pumpkin pie. It was still a butt load of work for one person, though, and I don’t think I’ll do it again, but I’m very…
Trumpster fire. 2016 is a Trumpster fire.
Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.
You know what I’m thankful for?
I was despairing that Jill Stein should do it. And it looks like she is. But she needs money, apparently. You would think the results of the election should be covered by government funds. But I’m willing to risk a few bucks.