And Facts.

Rita Ora...cause nobody knows who it is.

completely unrelated but i still need to say it: I was randomly watching Minority Report yesterday and there is a close up of Colin Farrell’s hand and his thumbnail is extremely long and it upset me.

He’s gonna periscope it live to his followers, and by followers I mean Russian oligarchs.

“What am I supposed to do, shovel snow?”

A question asked about Mark Hamill for the rest of his career ...

I’m going with Jimmy Hoffa. What? You don’t know. Nobody’s seen the guy in literally decades so it could be him.

Mark Hamill, and I’m willing to bet that he rehearsed this many times with his Star Wars action figures.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

That’s my sister.... let me in.

Not always...

Mark Hamill, always a bridesmaid, never a bride

Speaking of which can you imagine the shitstorm if that was a potential Clinton appointee being photographed with sensitive documents? There would already be six congressional committees assembled to investigate. Fox News would be calling for her impeachment.

This resident also says NO. He could give a rat’s ass about us. Much like his fuhrer.

“CIA, which I hear is very overrated, is also fat ugly and stupid. Should apologize!

Economic anxiety tho.

He surrounds himself with the devastatingly incompetent, the homicidally bigoted, people celebrated by literal Nazis, he lost the popular vote, he runs crying to mommy at the slightest rebuke from anyone, continues to conduct business while receiving top secret briefings, wants to wipe out overtime pay laws, has his…

Silly, it’s going to be a dome with a big, beautiful hatch on it to let in the legal aliens.

Ha! It’ll take wayyyyy less than that. He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens and tell us all about it 5 minutes later.