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Anyone remember when Jimmy Carter was criticized for going over the schedule of tennis times at the White House tennis courts? A president can’t permit his attention to be too divided. The current president-elect could find himself fighting wars on a thousand different fronts. Perhaps everyone should pick a fight with

What’s his approval rating in NJ these days? Like 7?

Aren’t parts of the coast still in shambles after Sandy? Christie is so big on making sure everyone knew he was the Governor during the State’s worst natural disaster, it makes me wonder how the worst affected areas are doing today.

January 20th is going to feel like a funeral.

How many positions are yet to be filled, but he’s tweeting and waiting for people to show up and kiss the ring??? Didn’t he just tweet last week that only he knows who the ‘finalists’ are, like it’s some sort of, oh, I don’t know, REALITY SHOW??

After Mary Todd threw all the china at the wall he changed his relationship status to it’s complicated.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

1000000% agree! I am 48 and finally gathered up the gumption to let my oldest “best friend” go. The last straw was this election, when in my hurt and despair I realized that I needed to downsize my circle of “friends” and focus on people who understood and cared about what I am going through.

Those people make me crazy. Don’t start a business then, asshole.

I’m so proud of those people who felt maintaining their political purity was more important than a Trump-controlled Supreme Court.

Ugh my mom is like that. Her friend has a daughter the same age as me and we went to school with each other on-and-off since we were in pre-school. She’s three weeks older than me, there are pictures of us next to each other when I’m a week old. She’s a nice girl, but we have 0% in common. We don’t hang out. We’re not

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

My wife suffers horribly from the problem. She has low self-esteem and so she attracts charity cases because they made her feel needed. When she eventually realizes it, she can’t let them go because they have been friends for so long. For our wedding, I had to put my foot down and say her maid of honor could not be in

True words. My early childhood best friend moved back to my town and I was delighted to have her back in my life; invited her to all kinds of things. Her response was, “Flah...I have children now” in such a final tone that I got the message and stopped inviting her. When her kids were mostly grown and she suddenly

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The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve

But...But... to be fair and balanced we have to provide equal time to the lies as the truth.

I have an uncle who likes to send pictures of the Obama family photoshopped with ape faces over their own. These often contain wonderful captions such as “who says monkeys can’t breed in captivity?”

No one should grow into being a Nazi.