thats part of the reason i love coming here. i can hear about this shit without actually having to try to seek it out and watch it myself. it keeps me hip.

Why NOT go for his throat anyway? You have the fork already handy... ?? : )

I think people did and the answer was always white power. Most of the voters rejected that.

Goddamnit, I almost forgot about Rubio winning my state. 6 more years of that shit-for-brains doing nothing at all for us here in Florida. GODDAMN EVERYTHING

His report card.

Uuuuuuugh Dr. Oz. It has been PROVEN that he’s a snake-oil selling quack and people still mindlessly follow him.

I’ll do you one better. Anything that comes from my uncle with FW: in the subject automatically goes to trash.

When I was doing treatment for my melanoma, the fucking chemo ward would have Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz on. EVERY. DAY. I wanted to scream. Why are we watching fake doctors?!?! Ugh, and “The Doctors.” Aaaaahhhh!

And Oprah, for subjecting us to these fuckwads.

I just read this out loud to my coworker and we applaud you. Break some goddamn fingers!

Yeah, everything he says in interviews seems so oddly forced and over the top. Almost like he was a Ted Cruz-type reptilian shape-shifter, unable to deal with human interraction despite having spent decades on Earth studying us. Just a theory.

This was the expression on my dog’s face the morning after the US election.

A hashtag movement I endorse. #DogIsUs #WeIsDog

The hell with that.

Did you watch the 60 Minutes interview? If Tiffany said one word at all throughout that entire session, it was edited out for the final piece.

This is Skye. She can do this all damned day. Phhftt...she’s got this shit down.

OR is she saying you should just let it happen? that’s how i read it before I passed out in a rage blackout.

I studied French for a decade, I guess that was a mistake.

I took French. I really chose wrong.

It took me a moment to understand that you’re referring to a dog! I was genuinely confused (and, admittedly, a little worried).