“Trick question. Lemmy IS God.”

How can they pluralize “Lone Ranger Heroes”? They aren’t exactly lone.

Newsflash: you’re a humorless twat who is probably overpaid at $18 an hour. I bet your coworkers can’t fucking stand your endless hot taeks

Oh god, shut up.

looks like 9 patriot fans have read this article so far

Is it just me who really has no particular desire to survive a nuclear war? I hope to either die in the initial blast or be in shelter just long enough not to die horribly of radiation poisoning before I can find some pentobarbital to OD on. 

That explains this new stable

WELL SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER CANDIDATE YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT TRUMPS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO SHES GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT TRUMP. THEN YOU ADD GARY JOHNSON TO THE MIX? HER CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE VOTING BOOTH, YOU GOT A 33 1/3S…

Latent, reflexive bootlickerism.

“What I’ve always said is I know nothing about that. I can only speak for what he has been to me and the players,”

Nope. Conservatives have been found to largely be missing the entire chromosome responsible for imparting self-awareness in higher primates; scientific fact. Though some have adapted to mimic what they believe is self-awareness, like McCain and Flake, it is ultimately nothing more than a party trick that has been…

Nah, he’s a shitty parent because his 8-year old kid threw a tantrum consisting of f-bombs.

So his cover for being the sort of fan* that leaves games early is that he’s a shitty parent? Cool.

There’s a whole generation of these entitled little shits.

Heck no. He’s a vicious sore loser. He wants the ball. He hates when his brother gets it. When he doesn’t get the ball, he goes crazy. He throws rocks.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

To be grammatically correct, you should use either the adverb Democratically, which modifies the verb controlled, or the compound (and hyphenated) adjective Republican- and Democrat-controlled, modifying states/municipalities.

Democratic. “Democrat” is a noun. Mouthbreathers are conditioned to be repulsed at the mere mention of “Democrat”, but not necessarily “democratic”, as it’s a form of reasonable government. Hence conservative media’s obsession with using the former in order to stoke more resentment and seething.

“Democrat” is not an adjective. The use of it as such is, however, a telltale sign that someone listens to a lot of conservative media, as that’s one of their bizarre tics.

The police have nothing to go on.