Somewhere in Louisville, Jim Cornette just came

Mmm, noodle soup

Well, definitely not the part with nice schools

Don’t be difficult

I thought it was called Wrigley Field

Automated criminal detection? What could go wrong?

But how were the the prawns?

He subsequently became “anxious, highly irritable and prone to angry outbursts”

The same thing happened with Joe Paterno and Penn State’s rhythmic slapping program

This may be my favorite Deadspin comment of all time

Gotta check for wolf hair

+1 butthead

A younger George RR Martin and an older Brian Unger

When did Rick Pitino turn into Mike Tenay?

YES THIS IS JI

“A neighbor’s sideview mirror was knocked off by some deer fencing on the Ferentz property”

Etcetera, etcetera

Forget the $150k, I’m sure the kid’s just happy to get the fuck out of Kenosha and move to Madison

Yeah, it’s a shame that those no-calls always go again Lebron