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I’m 30 and have no idea what this means. What the hell is YouTube?

Dude, Clemson lost to Syracuse. They’re both fucking mediocre

My first thought was “I wonder what suburb she’s from, even though she tells everyone she’s from Milwaukee?”

The worst part of the “WWE Universe” push is that anyone casually tuning in will have no what it refers to. Logic would dictate it just refers to the WWE product as a whole. (“He’s one of the greatest performers in the WWE Universe!”) But no, it’s the fucking crowd. And when you consider there’s a “WWE Universal

St. Michael-Albertville to the Big XII confirmed

That’s why I only play online with my real-life friends. I already know they’re assholes.

Got any Uncharted 4? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

Openly and notoriously

Pffft, Bruiser Brody put up more of a fight in the locker room

What’s it like being a complete idiot?

We always called it a Rock Island growing up

Next time you should add a few more details about the cloud you’re yelling at

Oh look, another European sport with gratuitous flopping

This fight is the weakest thing to come out of Tennessee since their Whiskey

As a Wisconsin fan, I too was looking forward having your heart broken in the Elite Eight

God damn, you do know you’re making excuses for an entire population that turned a blind eye to child rape because the football team was good? Hey man, we didn’t personally cut a baby out of Sharon Tate, so it’s cool if a sell a t-shirt with Charles Manson’s face on it.

WE ARE!

Pretty sure that singlet is made out of a Jericho shirt circa 2000

How the hell is stabbing someone to death considered bad luck?

This is depressing news, but luckily the CDC introduced a 2-dose series a few months ago for patients 9-15; hopefully that helps increase the number of people who complete the series.