How bouts we give them their shitty statues back and display them right next to busts of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg

There’s also a special place in hell for the teams that are like “now we’re tanking” after already being fucking horrible forever.

Looks like he knocked the affluenza right out of him.

Across the lake, they’re what we call Wisconsin Skinny

Just Kelly McGillis and Meg Ryan

I remember another liberal who was good at getting death threats from the dregs of Appalachia

A WWE guy criticizing a match for having too many superkicks? That’s adorable

Not quite a wrestler, but Jim Cornette is progressive as hell

Man, those controllers were garbage

But how are the White Sox doing?

In Scotty Pods’ defense, he can definitely share a thing or two about picking up chicks the right way

Pretty damn sure this is a work

This comment doesn’t have enough love

Taking a stunner while flat-footed should be a fineable offense

23 minutes should do it:

It’s from a movie

You can get a good look at a PS4 by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it. Or something like that.

Shouldn't they be eating Carl's Jr at this point?

Only if it’s the terrible, coked-out 10/31/1985 Grateful Dead version that they were forced to play because Billy got too fucked up before the show and refused to go onstage unless they opened with it. And hadn't played in a decade and barely remembered the words. That sounds about right.