Fantastic write-up. Only one observation: the Diamond Cutter was a front-face DDT, not a reverse neckbreaker/Stunner. (Sorry for being pedantic.)

Clinton, Iowa? He's made a huge mistake

She's quite the catch

So that's what Henry Rollins is up to these days

I'm sure what Adam LaRoche thinks is in his contract is about as accurate as what he thinks is in the U.S. Constitution

My workplace has a pretty lax policy on bringing your kid in to work every now and then. It sucks. Fucking breeders.

That faux spray-painted fuchsia “’89” is peak ’89

And we can add the gratuitous use of the word “pimp” to the list of reasons I don’t care for Bryce Harper

Why did they stop playing clutch?!

I'm not so sure I agree 100% with your police work there, boa

Counterpoint:

Say what you will about Shane McMahon, but that fucker could sell the shit out of a bump

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