springheeljack
SpringheelJack
springheeljack

In today’s society? Because they’ve been brainwashed over generations and drank the kool aid that their life has no point if they aren’t raising children. If you aren’t married and having children by a certain age, you’ve wasted your life.

Why do people have children?

lol, oh buddy.

There are serfs and there are campesinos here, you just choose not to see them or refuse to recognize them.

It’s the Christian factor. They will do anything at all for someone who spews religious bullshit like “Mary was a teenager!!! It’s ok for grown men to be with teenagers!!”.

Can’t vote for Jones, after all he prosecuted Klan members for murder. That’s not Alabama values.

You know what else seems unnecessary?

I’m pretty old, but not that old, and I don’t understand this post at all.  What is the point, or issue?  Genuinely curious, this is over my head.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Man, I jokingly said that Mizzou’s winning field goal probably cost him his job, but I didn’t think it would come so swiftly.

Nahh, he can read.

Talk about a guy who had a great situation at Wisconsin and somehow fucked it up.

More aggregious is the canned language the announcers and wrestlers need to use.

pray super hard and his ankle will unbreak.

I’m still mad about HOW SHIT THE FUCKING PODCAST APP IS NOW. FUCKING STOP APPLE. WHY DID YOU MAKE PLAYING A PODCAST TAKE LIKE 3 TAPS? SO DUMB.

Here’s a better fake punch illustrating what Xbox feels like right now, it’s even color correct.

Thing is pots and pans have to soak. So you put them in warm water overnight and in the morning you just continue to ignore them forever until they rust away like all of life’s problems.

[gunner in your CivPro class furiously masturbates]

Cool story, bro. This article is about national chains, though, so NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL PLACES.

Um… What? This is a non-issue, and comes off like a snobby crusade to prove you're a better parent than anyone who might go to a restaurant as an occasional treat, where they specifically *don't* have to force their kid to eat something "healthy."