No one says that there’s no racists outside the south, they just control the state and local governments in the south.

I wanted it

I find this hysterical.

The rise of professional video gamers and the coverage of it (live on TNT, some e-league thing) makes me feel really old. Why would anybody watch somebody play Street Fighter etc.? I do not get it one bit.

Thanks detective, for your totally useless assumptions. Good work.

Good Lord.

The same assholes (we all know one’s like him) who spend most of their youth being a total asshole and then suddenly they “find God” and continue being a total asshole but this time claiming it’s God’s Will.

Are there any really politically progressive/leftist professional wrestlers of note (past or present)?

You’re in the denial phase. For me, that was late ‘04 through mid ‘05. Give the Cubs bros and media hyperbole some time. Everyone will hate you. And that’s okay.

Nothing against Cubs fans or players, but anything that brings the Ricketts clan happiness is bad.

Oh, right, the Cubs.

Yes, they are.

Maybe when he says “one of,” Marchman is referring to the fact that there are other good announcers in baseball and maybe some of those are also in Chicago? Maybe?

That’s so Cub of them to do.

#ThatsCub is terrible —#LetsWinTwo is the obvious one.

Go Scubs! — bandwagoners

#thatscub is bad and dumb. C’mon, guys, seriously? That’s the best you could come up with in a city with over half a million millenials? C’moooon.

What the fuck is your skin in the deal? Your shit-brained self isn’t even getting your GED, let alone into these schools.

Just start giving blood. After a couple of rounds you won’t be a big ol’ puss anymore. Besides you’re doing something good and you can keep running that through your head the first couple times to get you through.

The team that Renteria will march out this summer will make getting drunk on the El and stumbling into “The Rate” that much more entertaining.