This is absolutely abnormal. I’ve never seen anyone do that outside of Office Space.

Could I ask why you want shorter cycles?

Do you think they are going to charge the same price for a more powerful version of their system and a slimmed down one? Butchers sells different sizes of steak. You get more with a T bone but some people just want a sirlion, and it is prices accordingly.

First one able to walk up the stairs into the ring wins the title.

Read the fucking article before posting ignorant shit. It’s like 100 words total.

I assumed “Werewolves of London”

Get the fuck out of downtown you lazy shit. Its a convention city, downtown is designed to appeal to cock-eyed outsiders who can’t seem to call a fucking Uber.

This is why I live in the city: suburban neighbors are the actual worst.

The list of reasons why we’re not looking to buy in any sort of suburban hellscape subdivision grew by one today.

I constantly see people wearing Detroit vs Everybody shirts here.

These people live in Oakland County, which might as well be the inverse of Detroit: Overwhelmingly white, conservative, and has functioning public services. The only time you fuck with Detroit is for the Eastern Market on on Saturdays or Tigers games.…

So does this mean Kenny Williams can't sign him?

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

Thats why I always brought 40's of OE to the party.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Won 100 games and went 11-1 in postseason, only loss by 1 run.

the 2005 Chicago White Sox are one of the 10 best baseball teams of all time

Baylor being filled with scum doesn’t change the fact that Urban is scum himself. He’s doing the right thing only because he has no other options.

Sure, good old Urban, always doing the right thing.