At the start of spring training all players have to sign a waiver allowing their club to publicly release certain information about “work-related” injuries, other leagues have similar measures - and there’s no way an MLB pitcher is going to convince anyone an elbow bone spur is anything other than work related.

Actually, that’s 100% false.

I know, this rich old man who gets to sit on his ass and ramble on about sports all day has really opened my eyes to hard work and dedication.

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

I had zero idea that Spades was an African-American thing. To me, it’s just a card game that I used to play with my cousins and my grandparents when we all got bored of Monopoly.

Spades is a black game? I never knew. I always just considered it remedial Bridge.

More like Draymond Goldust.

Bombs against Boston rarely go over well

I’m 31 and newly married to someone 5 years younger than me, and we are in no rush at all to have kids. I’ll happily be an old dad. A good chunk of my friends are late 20's to early 30's and already have at least one kid, some have two. I’m so goddamn tired of their kids being all over the place that my wife and I…

Because someone will think you're Ted Nugent and respond accordingly?

“Snake in the bag” is also an apt descriptor for most of Jake Roberts’s adult life.

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

Other than the fact that it was the first time in a 20 year career, sure

Which would be the correct answer.

Create a five-year moratorium on flying with a child. you can do it; I promise. I wish the airlines wouldn’t incentivize parents to bring small children.

I was prepared for this to be a “Short Debate” article that simple said, “Don’t.”

Still don’t understand how they don’t have any type of playoff system. They just won a league championship while sitting at home.

I started feeling for the guy when I heard he was from Sudan.

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

Still not half the “fuck-you” to fans as getting swept by the Indians was.