The Rock just sounds so sweet and adorable.
I love the rock.
Naw. She might be tempted, but then she’d bump into a tearful Mary-Louise in the bathroom, realize the folly of what she was doing, and then ugly-cry to Jordan about his moral failings while she sent him on his way.
Absolutely. I read the linked article when it was published and it is ABSOLUTELY clear that she was, even if subconsciously, inventing all of his communication. As his family notes, his “voice” when using her as a writer reflected her interests, her passions, and not his own. There is absolutely no evidence that he is…
Then someone else in the store mumbled “that new husband of yours is a lucky guy.”
#1: Retarded? Really?
#2: Yes, yes they can be. It’s rare, but it does happen.
Or train or a plane. Or on a boat or with a goat.
The problem is that all of these just look exceptionally boring!! I do not want to watch them in the theater, but I also don’t want to watch them on netflix.
My sides reached orbit at “first generation Fat-Lesbian”. I only hope that one day, I too will be able to find someone who will stare down assholes while I dance to songs from the 70s.
Monogrammed Thermos™ does both!
The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.
Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.
A reminder that Vivica regularly does that hair flip when spilling tea.
One hand clapping.
Think any of the Kardashians have read The Great Gatsby?
Why is everyone always having Gatsby-themed birthday parties and weddings? That book is about terrible people being terrible! All of Gatsby’s fabulous parties are just a cover for his miserable, lonely life built on a foundation of lies! It is not an aspirational tale!
I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.
This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.
How is there not a gif of Tim Gunn saying, “I distrust it all and find it all distasteful?”
I need it as a permanent attachment for all of my email.